The Banana Method. Theoretically, this delicious method of speech preparation was supposed to get my students ready to speak, but practically we had more fun with it than that.
What We Do On A Long Weekend
This last weekend there was a traditional Chinese holiday called Dragon Boat Festival. Almost everyone gets to play hooky from school for it in China. As for me, I started a campfire with a koala bear.
Corner Coffee
After the wrap we celebrated with a cake and a lot of beer until the wee hours of the morning. It was then, during the zenith of my inebriated clarity, that I realised something. “I, too, am tipsy,” I slurred aloud in non-tonal Chinese to the twenty or twenty-five people in the room.
Great Wall Marathon 2016
There was only numbness in my legs, with the occasional echo of pain deep within, which always whispered, “give up, you asshole.”
Xi Xia
Our destination, Xi Xia (pronounced ‘she sha’), had been talked up ever since I arrived at site last year. “If Xi Xia was a boy he’d be my boyfriend <3.” – back-side of a note passed to me by student.
Chinese Wedding
In total I drank sixteen or seventeen small cups of the clear, fiery liquor with an assortment of Chinese wedding people.